"I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire." - Howard Hughes
17, female, Latvia.
Sarcastic, desensitized, borderline alcoholic, shows psychopathic tendencies, can turn anything into sexual innuendo.
Charlie Sheen is my spirit animal.
I'm the person who's participating in alcohol-induced conversations about life while smoking cigarettes in the morning after a party.
Favourite things include cinema, music, TV, Jack Daniels, traveling, history, video editing, laughing with friends at literally everything and stabbing people in the throat and pushing them down flights of stairs.
I want to travel the world, meet interesting people and kill them.
Youtube
Twitter
last.fm
watchmen watching
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
too late… still funny
Would make choosing a film SO much easier
Not gonna lie: this reblog is ENTIRELY for My Lovely Horse. *DYING AND DEAD, FOREVER AND EVER AMEN*
I love how accurate this is. Spot on!